ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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