Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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