it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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