Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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