His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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