I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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