i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
