She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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