her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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