Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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