I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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