Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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