Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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