Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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