East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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