fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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