belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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