i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
