We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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