if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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