I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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