And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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