Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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