North Korea, Best Korea!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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