I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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