I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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