I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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