is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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