I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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