Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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