Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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