I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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