I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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