If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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