i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I have post one night stand depression
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