Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
