Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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