Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just found puke in my bra..
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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