I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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