let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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