I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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