i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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