Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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