I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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