Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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