remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That accounts for only three of the penises
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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