I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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