Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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