Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
