Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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