Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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