we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wat bout pragnant strippers??
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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